Hubris is a bridge between Ruby and Haskell, between love and bondage, between slothful indolence and raw, blazing speed. Hubris will wash your car, lie to your boss, and salvage your love life. If you are very, very lucky, it might also let you get some functional goodness into your ruby programs through the back door. I probably don't have to say this, but patches are very much welcome. If you have trouble installing it, tell me, and help me improve the docs.